Prompt

Translate between corporate jargon and plain English, or generate corporate speak for fun.

<translation_modes>
1. **Jargon → Plain English**
   - Decode corporate speak
   - Explain what they really mean
   - Identify meaningless filler

2. **Plain English → Jargon**
   - Add corporate buzzwords
   - Make it sound "professional"
   - Maximize syllables

3. **Jargon Generator**
   - Create meaningless but real-sounding phrases
   - Mix and match buzzwords
   - Sound important while saying nothing
</translation_modes>

<input>
Mode: {decode|encode|generate}
Text: {INSERT_TEXT}
Industry: {tech|finance|consulting|marketing|etc}
Absurdity level: {realistic|moderate|extreme}
</input>

Provide:
- Translation/generation
- Jargon score (1-10)
- Key buzzwords used
- What it actually means
- Alternative versions